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AMEN! Looks like we have a new previously undiscovered breed of newschooler!

Kids in the Hall!!!

Maybe you could wack off while playing oranges on top of a bridge while throwing oranges at passing cars!.... I'll be right back...

BAH! Mad does nothing but make idiot poop-jokes and other sad excuses for comedy. They are trying to emulate SNL unsuccessfully.

Very well said. I couldn't have replied better myself.

Look what you did! Why I oughtta...

I'm sorry for my attitude...Unless of course you mean the anti-idiots who jump to conclusions and start dissing people before they have a chance to say anything in their own defence attitude. And by the way, I'm not cocky. I tell the truth. Most of the people here suddenly jumped in and started...

I just ate a brick.

Nonono. The meaning of life is a human creation. It's different for everybody. But for those more philosophical ones out there, there isn't one. It is all in the eye of the beholder as it were.

Except maybe a giant black cloud...OF DOOM!

Don't you mean, bottom effort?

What kind of dry? South pole dry? Arabian desert dry?

Penis goes in, baby comes out. Penis goes in, baby comes out.

Dez22, you're on my blacklist. I'd watch out if i was you. I too am back, and I am on a holy quest to eliminate the ignorant in an intellectual jihad. So in essence, I pity da' foo' who don't sum up!

You bastards. You bloody insensitice pricks! You've crossed the line! I think it is time to go nuts.So, let's go NUTS! First of all, I know that computer-illeterate grandmas cannot make websites. Plus, the site is damn good for an amateur first time! As a matter of fact, if his first time...

Step 1) Repeat step 1

Step 1) Take an average everyday steak knife. Step 2) Find a really good doer of things. Step 3) Remove brain(his, not yours) Step 4) Open your own cranium and insert skillful part of your brain in place of your own. Step 5) Re-adjust craniums and release captive celebrity into his natural...

With a ladder! BADUM PSSHHH!!! You can catch my act every day! Thank you very much ladies and gents!

Nothing's wrong with them. They're fine by me. however, the term gay used as an insult is idiotic. i mean, gay means happy. Plus, it's a slang term demoting homosexuals. No matter which way you use it, it's homophobic. just say it sucks, or it's stupid. it's only a few letters extra, and it...

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! It has come to my attention that many of you believe that Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is a movie. I regret to inform you that it is now. Actually, I do not regret it at all. i feel that anybody who likes that should be let down as hard as possible... Jay and Silent Bob...