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ouch breaking your tailbone sucks, trust me. You gotta have that donut thing. And then I had to do these butt excercises. SQUEEZE........Relax...SQUEEZE....Relax. every 3 hours in reps of 15. I don't know what purpose it had, maybe the doctor thought it would be funny. Damn that hurt...

was anyone else also a bit disturbed over cryss's vast knowledge on the history of winnie the pooh? So where does tigger come from, and why does he have a lisp. ~juliet~

Oh yea, I would totally kick Kris Lang's ass, his stupid mouth guard. Bags on Duke and Shane Battier too much. Damn he bugs. Anyone on the Lakers (cept Madsen), and every single yankee. OH yea, and everyone who's called me a midget. ~juliet~

I'm 5'2 and less then 100, what size would you give a midget? And you only have Large? BOOOOOOOOOo no love for the asian midget. ~juliet~

Ok...maybe I just have a naughty mind....... ~Juliet~

right now I drive a bmw 5 series. but i want a truck!! I want a f150!!! ~juliet~

Ahhhh! Go for the 5 kiwis Tim! I'm beggin ya! And Sand paper is just sand stuck on paper. How's THAT for cocktail weiners! Tshh...cheerios...what are they feeding you up in NZ!? ~juliet~

Sorry you guys, but after he stays with me for a day, he wouldn't want to leave Los Angeles ;). Hahha nah, he'll run screamin up to SP when I'm done with him. Yay! timmah is coming! ~Juliet~

Canadian accents are by FAR the sexiest. When I was little, people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up and I would always say, CANADIAN!!! OHhh soooo sexay, I'm gonna marry a hot canadian guy...sigh...someday. ~juliet~

Schwags: this thread quickly changed..at least my mom isnt involved in this one. bitchassphatz: well schwags....now that you mentioned your mom, i wanted to tell you something.......son...... HAHAHAHAH OH MAN!!! Chris Mercer is my ghetto superstar, I die laughing at everything he says.

dude, you are like, poem goddess chick. Those are soooo money. No fair ~juliet~

Dude, you guys are like, souping up your mouses just so you can spank that monkey hard....what has the world come to. I think it needs to start snowing again ~juliet~

Yea, i don't get it, why can't everyone just get with everyone else and plaaaaaay. Free love baybee. ~juliet~

Yea, I heard that if you masterbate using one hand it tends to bend in that direction, (I swear, and hey it comes from a reliable source), so you have to alternate hands, and try to keep the same, flow goin on. Oh yea, i'm talking about the dudes, the chicks have it easy =D ~juliet~

hey, so you say the whole little shake at the end. Is that what a pee shiver is? My guy friends always complain about it, and how it's like the worst feeling, like a little shock through the body. ~juliet~

when did this change come about scottie? Before or after I sent you pics of me in a light blue thong? ;) ~juliet~

Oh yea, hint to the guys, we'll gladly post pics of us chicas in thongs if we get pics of you looking all sexy and canadian in your boxers. ;) ~juliet~

Dude, i just found this thread. How random are you scottie!? Well everyone knows I love yellow plaid boxer briefs ;) J?K You guys wanna see a pic of that? But in all actuality, I dig the abercrombie g strings (nice small sizes that fit since I am asian and have no ass), or the victoria secret...

I tried to buy a kiwi....but I got outbid. ~juliet~

JSH are my Initials (Juliet Sophia Huang) ShBattier stands for Shane Battier, 31 is his number. I use it on everything so i don't get confused, i'm just the same everywhere....i need sleep and less popsicles. i should be like buddah and rest.