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NEWSFLASH: This is NSG.

here's a tip... just don't blow your load inside of her... i thought that was a simple concept.

martyrdom is pretty lame. i prefer Last Stand.. it actually requires skill. martyrdom is a bitch perk that you occasionally get lucky with, but any skilled player can dodge the martyrdom grenades with ease.

G36c with the Red Dot scope. sidearm- Desert Eagle perks: Frag x3 Stopping Power Deep Impact. i rock bitches with that setup. The M16 with the red dot scope is good too, even though its one of the first guns you get. One good burst with it will drop anyone unless they use Juggernaut...

Nas Tupac

newb

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i know, i know. i just find it very strange. but, i guess some people enjoy it. whatever floats your boat.

ignore that "with" in there, i forgot to delete it after i changed the sentence. ha.

Learn to play a real instrument you fucking tool. I saw a kid playing guitar hero in Wal-Mart the other day, and I wanted to... A.) Talk some sense into this douchebag about how gay he looks with flicking away on that faggoty-ass plastic "guitar" and explain that if he spent that time...

oh, by the way.. that was the most horrendous spelling of "columns" i have ever seen.

golden.

hahahaha.. "Personal foul... Sixty-nine, he was givin' him the business."

hahaha, sorry man.. but i'm not like that. that's just creepy, and quite fucked up. but i will admit, i got a good laugh out of that recommendation. you can keep the whole finger-in-the-butt strategy for yourself. have fun with that man... i'm going to sleep now. thanks NS, for hearing me...

good news! my girlfriend and i had sex for about 45 minutes earlier tonight, i felt like i was about to cum, so i pulled out, took the condom off, and she proceeded to suck me off for about 5 minutes until i finally blew a load in her mouth, which she then swallowed. (that was pretty sexy) she...

well, it is now. we just took that step in our relationship recently. i said "a few times" in the main post.

it is great. the best i've had.

not necessarily. i don't need to jack off just for the hell of it. i'm not one of those horny teenagers that needs to bust a nut every night. and it's not like i've never climaxed from sex. i just haven't yet with this girl. i've only had sex with her 3 times, so far.. and i have come closer...

as i said previously in this thread. i don't "jerk off" very often. i don't really need to anymore since i have a sexually active girlfriend. i'll be tapping it later tonight.. and i have a feeling it's going to be a victory. we haven't done the dirty in a few days, so i should be good to go.