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is he jewish^, yea i bought a $120 hookah in the beginning of the summer, smoked it about4 times, then my drunk gf fellover naked and knoocked it on the wood floor no

sounds good for munchies no

yea itd be nice if i could erase that horrible night from my mind no

season 6 no

about 3 years ago, i had to go see this tall indian to help get over it, but im still scared shitless no

im scared shitless and i wont take one step in my basement or barn no

once in the middle of the night i left the tv on in my basement i walked down there and totally suprised a person ran past the tv and turned her head, then i realized it was a chick with an angry face then she vanished then i saw the same thing in my barn except it happend quicker, and i was...

im not jokin no

haha, yea i believe i have a 30 yr old bitch on her period ghost no

the 3 ppl at my school with mohawks are bisexual, and have had sex with males which is gay no

lucky bastard no

hahah i caught a chick masterbating, shes my neighbor and i noticed her parents were gone for the night so i snuck into her house with flowers and my new bong and walked into her room with her pants off rubbing her clam, it was nice because we ended up having oral sex, her hands stunk though...

i dont have to wait for nothing, i downloaded every episode on my old comp, its a dandy thing no

take a condom put lotion and water(or ejaculate into if your a sick fuck) in it and put it your friends bed, wallet, car, pants pocket, tiolet, somewhere where your friends parents can find it, its hilarious, they always get psit off though no

hunting blows no

yea same here no

lame no

i dont worry about that, my mom never goes in my room in the morning, shes busy cooking my damn breakfast no

i pissed instead no

smoking at school is bogus, but smoking before school, like in the shower is the best way to do it, i think i might have to do it for the first day of sophomore year no