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Love the new shit, just wait a week and newer new shit will come out, and these will all be on sale.

Really? Have you listened to the lyrics?

Why would anyone even want to fuck her to have another kid? It be like throwing your wang into a jar of warm apple sauce... BLUGH!

Fuck Me! I don't know whether or not to be concerned for the people she was stuck with, or the dipshit who married her first... All say this though, Jesus Christ she's a fucking God damn lunatic. *shakes head uncontrollably*

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Kabin + Flasking all day + One or two too many Heinekens = a harsh Saturday morning... But good lord I can't wait to do it again. Peace to everyone that I may have offended... lol.

^^The membership just reached 1 million ;) No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

I've been a member for six months or so... blindfive.deviantart.com No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

LMAO No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

It takes some skills, but it's easy to learn if you have the time... http://www.deviantart.com/view/11198685/ http://www.deviantart.com/view/9511252/ ^Copy and paste those links into a new window... if you like them, I can give you some advice on how I did them ;) P.ce No one on their death...

^No 'link' or '/link' at the end ;) No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

Check out the way I've done the photos it my site... look under the photography section (there are no action shots yet, but soon). It's my graphic design company... It might give you some ideas.... linkhttp://www.kleurvision.com/link No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had...

Love it or hate it? No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

All of you quit you're bitching. If the person's gonna leave you it's not because you ski too much, it's because you're boring, ugly, or need to take more showers (or maybe you SUCK in bed). Cheers! No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

Get a voice recorder and try to catch yourself. That would be some funny fucking shit man. No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

Why would anyone want to take drinking away from getting drunk? I bet the guy that invented this doesn't fuck either, he just jerks off in a condom and calls that sex. Let's all go to the bar and get wasted on aircohol... Yipee! No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it...

Quote from Lateralis: your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound. ^LMAO (still rolling around) As for nipple rings, I love em, but my GF won't do it. Damn it! No...

Bush. I laugh every time I hear that. Ha ha, Bush... No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

What kind of periphial do I need to get hand jobs through my computer? Why haven't I heard of these? Where can I get one? I'll pay anything... No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'

^Armada 'I need that like I need a hole in my head...' No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'