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well that is one way to make a lasting impression.

i stuffed my mouth with grapes when i as like, 4 or so, and my dad caught me and gave me $0.30 to go and pay for them and apologize....boy was that awful...

ugh i thought the exact same thing! haha

we have an on going joke (maybe?) that my sister is a giant lesbian, and i said that to my mom somewher e in a conversation about sex, and all of a sudden my mom was like: "yeah, your sister and i have giant incestual lesbian sex!!!" my boyfriend and i were like what the fuck.....

i am taking philosophy of religion this term and i started off the term as an agnostic and i think it has pushed me into being an athiest, although i still feel that if someone gave me a VERY strong proof or something then i migt believe in god. there are so very very strong arguments for the...

I didn't see this ad? Do they show different previews everywhere? As for 2012, fuck it. If we die we die and there wont be anything we can do about it. James Band was rad. Daniel Craig is awesome!!!

i love you Seriously Aspen, Get out of the fucking closet that you hide in and come out and see the world. Just because these people don't identify with what you believe is 'right' or the correct 'human nature' does not make them disgusting. The woman is still a woman. I have a friend who is...

i wrote two so far this year, one on raising minimum wage, one on keeping Insite (Vancouvers safe injection site open) and my final one is on abortion. just think up somethings that oyu argue about with people. abortion, euthanasia, gay marraige, etc.

you suck! so good. so classic.

you are lying.

changeling.

hooray for November babies! now i have lost my remote...

i was pissed when swedish fish wouldnt send me a free tshirt because i dont live in the states, man up and buy a real package!

you copy the url that says embed.

i wonder if they look in the mirror and are like: "wow, i am so good looking, i hope everybody else can see how good looking i am" and everyone else says: "wtf..." i would slap my boyfriend if he showed up like that.

its not bad unlesss you dont take care of yourself. yeah its painful, but it passes. and tou have holes in your morth for like ages afterwards, i think mine only healed a year after i got mine out. and you gt percosets.!!!

get your season pass before november 15 and its only 439, after that its 599.

i can't believe that someone can make all these noises simultaneously!!!!!

1) make it snow at night, all night, and then be sunny and relatively warm all day!!! 2) to never be financially troubled again in my life, not necessarily wishing for lots of money, just that i will have enough to live comfortably, whether it come by working or otherways 3) Get new gear every...

Stardust - seriously, the best feel good movie ever!! Wall-E Young People Fucking