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    Roxy skis?

    ^^^^^^ this is just it. There are too many stupid people in the world. Regardless of everything that has been said and the fact that all the Roxy skis are the same as the Dynastar skis with diff top sheets for the most part, I would conisder Dynastar actually to be the most "technical" ski...
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    High school in whistler

    Whistler high school was the shit.
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    Shin excercises

    speaking from years of experience. Doing exercises for your anterior compartment (shin muscle) will do nothing for you but detriment to your situation. "shin bang" is fully improperly named. It doesn't come from "banging your shin" it comes from landing back seat and using that muscle as balance...
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    Anyone down for a hike either tommorow or sunday

    hiking is for hippies. I'll go ride my sled though. Except vail pass avy danger is too high...so I'l probably just sit at home and drink my day away
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    Pro Skiers+$$$$

    your mom has holes in her...but I filled them all in.
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    Pro Skiers+$$$$

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA did your mommy and daddy tell you that? Sorry bro but college degrees really don't guarantee you dick all. Do you actually have any idea what the average salary is for a college grad? 25-35k HAHA you can make more than that being a bartender or a car tech. If...
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    Best all round ski chick who is it?

    Also, seriously true. My sexuality is seriously a question because I seriously fucked your mother. And we seriously don't know what her gender is. So seriously, pending the investigation into whether your mother seriously has a boner or not. I am seriously worried about my sexuality. Seriously.
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    Best all round ski chick who is it?

    this is very true...only you would know big sailor. I loved it when you swabbed my deck last night.
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    TOO GANGSTER!!!

    Wait wait, i take back what I said in the other thread about liking you muchly. Sorry, I love you. Marry me please.
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    Best all round ski chick who is it?

    HAHA, I like you muchly
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    Best all round ski chick who is it?

    your mother is a serious question
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    Top gear meets hicks in Alabama, who will get shot first?

    haha fuckin eh...hopefully when kim jong il nukes us he gets mainly the south.
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    Big Bear has the best terrain park out there

    If you're into all rails and ten gillion gangster snowboarders then yah bear rules.
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    Best all round ski chick who is it?

    your mother
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    Cars

    well, everything is personal prefence ofcourse. My person factors of something that looks good has very clean lines. This is why you choose german in the first place. Your whole kit doesn't remotely flow with the lines of the dub. p.s. sell it and use on some kw v3's a rear sway and an apr stage 3
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    Cars

    Someone should revoke your keys and save that poor golf. someone should also revoke your bank account privledges because if that's how you chose to put 10k into a v dub then you don't deserve to have money either. You officially took and sick car and turned it into a honda.
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    Cars

    But no offense though...I'm just sayin you have bad taste.
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    Cars

    Dave...that is the balls! Good lord that car is amazing!
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    Horseshoe Resort Whats the deal??

    newsflash...horseshoe sucks monkey nuts.
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    TANNER vs JON vs DUMONT vs MAHRE vs DOUG BISHOP

    Maybe I will...your mother taught me a thing or two about mounting cocks last night when she was riding me like I was a white arabian stallion. She was making me ney while she yelled "yeeee haawwwlll" and spun around her makeshift cowboy hat, which in actuality was a sombraro from her job...
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