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The best thing about your Les Paul is that awesome flame job on the fretboard. Where did you get that?

Way too fucking far.

Example:

Go to Goodwill. Get tight leather pants, and a leather jacket or denim jacket, and load your hair with hairspray and makeup to pull off that 80s hair metal look. Or you could just get neon colors with spandex. In general you need to look as rediculous as you can.

We ended up getting some major revenge on my friends car. We put some dead coon on his hood, and one on the back, and ended up coating his windshield and windows with peanut butter and dogshit. After that we gave his car a nice coating with cranberry jelly, and they saran wrapped the whole...

My Hemi Cuda pwns your Honda.

Mine of my favorite car of all time....

I'm pretty sure thats illegal.

Ford Ranger or Chevy S-10 in 4wd. The 4.3 Liter gets about 19mpg and 25 highway. But if you get a smaller engine it gets better. I have the 4.3 and this little pickup likes to go, plus it pulls around 290 hp for towing. Great all around small truck for everything.

Rednecks are the ones with class, everyone is confusing redneck with hillbilly/hick. Rednecks are generally middle class and dont fuck their siblings, hillbillies and hicks are poor and fuck their siblings.

Redneck and proud of it.

I like your thinking...

Everyone hating on the South is just jealous because they make the best BBQ...MUHAHAHA

Technically West Virginia was considered part of the South, as well as Kentucky, Missouri and Oklahoma. They were just claimed by the South as terratories and werent subject to the formal secession that the South went through. That being said, i guess i can call myself a southerner.

Lots of pockets? Seriously...

Me and one of my buds are probably going to go, either Des Moines or the one in Moline. Should be fucking awesome.

That goes for any facial hair... I'm 17 and capable of growing a neckbeard, however i dont, i rock the chinstrap or none at all.

Where i come from its the belt or the paddle, no yelling.

Anything over 300 hp is good to have, but only if your in a car, trucks dont count. My boss's 70' Roadrunner will pretty much outrun anything made in America today. Bitch is such a beast. But location has alot to do with it. Only try and outrun the cops at night, preferably in the country on...