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    Chairlifts piss me off sometimes

    Wow, you guys really do take things for granted. At Lake Louise we have signs up saying, if oil gets on your equipment/clothing then it's not the hills responsibility to reimburse you for it. It's just like skiing cliffs, its a known risk... mind you a different risk. Despite your dislike for...
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    EAst vs. West, agian

    You're not but most other guys are saying that the East has more and better riders, which makes no sense given the facts. Ever consider the fact that my statement doesn't apply to you? Nobody ever said that the East didn't have any good skiers. --------------------------- My name is Cliff...
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    EAst vs. West, agian

    This debate is retarded... it always has been. West coast skiers don't give a fuck! East coast skiers seem to have something to prove with this whole East vs West thing. It's absolutely retarded. You're pride makes you ignorant of raw facts. Until all the East coasters grow-up and realize...
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    EAst vs. West, agian

    These threads are sooo retarded. They revolve around the blind pride of east coast skiers. West coast skiers don't start threads saying why the west is better. It's always that east coast punk trying to defend the east. Get over your pride and listen to logic. West coast skiers are better. As...
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    Shavin

    Shaved or a landing strip... I like to be well trimmed. --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was...
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    Chicks

    ^ Great advice --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was jackalacking around...
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    10 reasons why hockey is better then sex

    Good ol hockey --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was jackalacking around...
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    Chicks

    Personally, I don't consider women dumb... just fucking crazy. You have to admit, women twist things around too much. Just the fact that yes means no is retarded. Even sayhing that, sometimes yes means yes. 'Do you hate me?' - 'Yes' - 'Woohoo' - 'Fuck off, I hate you!'... So confusing, so much...
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    Lake Louise

    We got some huge dumps late November last year... maybe you'll get lucky... either that or it'll be... rocky... I don't what it's like in the park this year but I'd imagine they'll have some small kickers built and a few rails, especially after just having the rail jam...
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    BC Canada

    Bowen, haha. That islands awesome. I dunno how big it is anymore but you probably know some of my family friends from YEARS ago, haven't seen them in ages. A couple of chicks too, was gonna go skiing with them last winter but that never happend. --------------------------- My name is Cliff...
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    Pick up lines ... in the lift line.

    You messed the line up! 'So how do you like your boots... front or rear entry?' --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the...
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    BC Canada

    BC for me! Aldergrove! (really small shitty town) --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was...
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    ski's taller then u?

    3-4 inchs taller... if I even wanted taller skis I'd be venturing into the 200s and that isn't practical for regular use... --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know...
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    03 v 04 Stomps?

    oh, the 03's have the plate, darn --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was...
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    03 v 04 Stomps?

    Whats the difference? --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was jackalacking...
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    snowblading forever

    ... shit, thats too many characters right there --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was...
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    Ullr party

    Wheres the Savage Beagle? --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was...
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    ski swap.

    Awesome, thanks for the update Hemlockjibber. Was a little curious if it was even still going on. Heading down there tomorrow for sure. --------------------------- My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd...
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    How many skis?

    2 Head Super Cross TIs and Rossi Mountain Vipers (1 ski missing an edge under the boot so I use em for rails now) My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the...
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    another friday night thread...

    I'm reading this... and about to watch parts of Ski movie and Ski movie 2. My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Go big or go home. You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was...
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