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That is correct. I miss him already, his show always made me happy.

I will always love you Bernie.....

nigga thinks he's the shit for that little rhyme too bad that nigga didn't say it right this time your attack has only two hit points while mine has a third the ambulance hitting 150 on their way to peel your face off the curb don't fuck with me, i'll slash your tires smack your fucking mom...

I used them for park for a whole season, and it wasn't that bad. I actually really liked them for jumps because they just felt more stable for landing and stuff.

When I was younger, me and my broseph were playing cool ninja games in the forest with machetes and we decided to chop a tree down. I was chopping from the opposite side as him and my machete got stuck and he swung and sliced the middle, pointer and ring fingers of my right hand. I went to the...

Whew! Do I get extra +karma for picking Todd Walnuts?

Todd Walnuts! Pep Fuckass (depending on you and your friends previous pronounciation of Fujas)

Perfume Ol' Smeller Stanky Ass Beeetch Paco (pronounced pahco) Honcho Infedel

This is what we physicists call an anti-newtonian. It is basically impossible, unless you are Pep. There are just too many variables, you would have to have every part of your body in perfect position while contracting and extending at the perfect time for optimal wind resistance. On another...

If you come to Red, me and jeffamantea can show you the good runs, pow stashes, and cliffbands.

Pay Thai hookers to have anal sex with you and pee in their butts, remember the crown rule of butt peeing, pics or it didn't happen. The only downside to this is you would probably come home with many STI's.....

That's pretty shitty dude, but you should definitely not waste any time during the day feeling sorry for yourself, because you will just think about her and about how she's probably out with friends and stuff. Just go out, have fun, and be a drunken slut. It's always hardest for the first few...

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? YOU epitomize everything that is wrong with skiing today AKA hate. Fuck you, seriously. There were some really nice pow shots in there, and what the fuck is wrong with pow hucking backflips and tiny cliffs? Hucking b-flips into deep pow is one of the...

I already outlined the rules homeskittle.

I have a way more Chuck Norris way of executing this competition. You will both approach one another in the middle of a desert with a mickey of Captain Moe's OG Spiced. You will glare and the music will go doodleoodleoooooooo......whoooooosh. After 11 seconds, you will stand on the balance...

I love this video. It brings fo' realz tears to my eyes.

Being a good mogul skier obviously helps with some parts of skiing, ie. pressure control, upper - lower body separation and what not. But I think a much more accurate title for this thread would be "If you can rip the shit out of an icy racecourse, you can ski ANYTHING". It's not complicated at...

FLYING-NINJA = ALIAS

I choose sex WITH powder.