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    Middle Class White Male Feels Entitled To More

    Killington, VT -- Local 16 year old skier, Thomas Evans, feels that he now deserves more; in particular, free merchandise from ski companies; because of his ability to ski. Clearly ignorant to the very privilege that is clicking into ski bindings week after week while many of his peers find...
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    Ski Company Pledges to do Nothing for Environment

    Salt Lake City UT -- Following an age-old tradition, up and coming ski brand Flux Skis plans to continue to ravish the earth’s finite natural resources with no care for the consequences. When asked about it, owner Mike Warren said, “Yeah ski companies have always done it this way. I mean is...
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    SPECIAL REPORT: Man Finds Day of Skiing Completely Fulfilling

    Breckenridge, CO -- Local man, David Jerries, miraculously found himself completely enjoying his day of skiing today. "Usually I forget lunch, whine about shin bang, or case a jump first run through the park, but today was actually pretty good. As astounding as it sounds to say, I guess skiing...
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