BAHAHAH, thats sooo funny. definetly love Canada:D
free doc note and i get free physio. free hospital stays, free everything geeeze i love my wonderful little purple card :)
the only appropriate thing to do is set her up.
bag out a little bit of shwag from the bottom and put it in something of hers that your parents will access or need access to so their likely to find it.
and simply wait...
mwahahha