The year was 2020
it was a bluebird powder day, 18 fresh new inches. I was making good turns, enjoying the awesome snow. Then I saw it. A monster. A behemoth. A giant among men. There it was, in all of its glory; sperm whale cliff. I brushed off the mild longing, the tickling in my dick.
“No, it’s too big.” I thought to myself
but as i started to ski away, I turned and gave in,
hiking to the top. Standing there with my hair blowing in the wind, I tried to see the bottom. I looked closely. Suddenly I felt myself falling. I was violently pushed, careening toward the deep dark but kinda white ground. Just before I hit, I saw him, grinning, his yellow teeth contrasting the blue sky. It was Parker white. I realized just as my left pivot pierced my asshole. Only that wasn’t any left pivot it was Alex halls massive eyebrows