theabortionator

he snowboards, i approve

Ahh I'm just happy you're still in the game bud

cool

He builds good jumps, also nice dude... for being a snowboarder... but fr thanks man

This is my favorite thread on this site. HA absolutely iconic

100k karma brehs this is crazy

Prob one of the realest people on this site

Ironic how the person with the second most karma on a ski website snowboards...

Dude is legit, helping keep NS alive and stoked.

First ns member to turn 70, also first legal marriage to a farm animal in the U.S.
A pioneer.

Super cool person, tells kids to kill themselves, is afraid of/doesn't understand drugs. A staple in the pissed off middle-aged ski community:

"I fucking hate little noob 12 year olds kids these days.

Just because some shitty rapper raps about weed, and you did the pot once =/= you being in anyway cool.

I hope you get run over by a tractor"

-Words helpful as they are clever from non other than the abortionator

Imagine how awesome it would be if more people like this joined the world of snow sports, even the world in general. The amount of data at our fingertips useful in the study of all things terrible and douchey would be unimaginable.

Instead of encouraging people to get run over by a tractor because you think weed is scary, why don't you unhitch your wife from her plow and run these "kids" you hate so much down yourself in an eco-friendly manner. I know it may not seem cheap in terms of feed expense, but remember, comparatively speaking, those tractors can really guzzle. This is a pretty outdoors enthusiast-heavy website from what I've gathered, so maybe it could help refresh your image as something other than a hateful pile of trash. Your comments make you seem like a greasy rejected bolus chewed up by a mid-life crisis and spit out due to your lack of insight and evidently shallow search for meaning in life. If you truly don't care that the general population (and likely most of your personal acquantences) think you're a prick, more power to you I suppose. Just don't be shocked when you're perceived as a saggy middle-aged ballsack whose pissed at the universe for no good reason.

I want to hike with you in the mountains in the spring. See the change of season. Let the sun bake our skin as the cool breeze comes to refresh. Watch the mountains as the they brighten and fade with each passing cloud. And just knowing that you're with me. That feeling that together we could just rule the world. I want to run through the fields with you laughing about nothing. I want to brush your hair back and stair into your eyes. I want to listen to you laugh. I want to hold you if your sad. I want to be there for you through everything. We could sit on a log with our feet dangling in the stream and the roar of the rushing water adds the perfect backdrop to the scene. I want to hold that feeling through summer, and into fall when the leaves start to turn. When it's cold I'll hold you and give you my warmth. We'll talk about how it's going to look so different once the snow falls. Then it shifts again and the mountains come back to life. I want to float through the soft white pillows in between the trees and watch as you send blasts of snow off into the unsuspecting forest. I want to sit with you and listen to the calm silence as the snow falls down, erasing the past, and leaving a new slate for the future. I want you to be with me for the future. I want to be by your side for every new adventure. Every twist and turn. Even when the trees get too thick, and the cliffs seem to high, I know we'll be able to conquer them together.

I know our pasts were very different. We come from a completely different background. You are a girl, I'm a boy, You like to ski, I like to snowboard. I know those differences may seem great, but it's that variety that is so vital to life as we know it.

I want you to know that on every adventure in my life, I'm thinking about you, wishing that you were there beside me, hoping that in the future you might be. Wanting to give you my heart, all that I am. You bring out the best in me. When you're with me I feel like I can be myself. I feel free. There's no pressure, no roles to play, scripts to read. I can be real. I want that feeling to last forever.

I love you Johnathan. You're the best

Here’s the link to the full event replay of the X Games Ski Slope Qualifier. (Not in English but video quality is good and they show every run in the comp. hope this helps, I’ve been searching all day for this replay.

An NS legend

newschoolers really has a love hate relationship with this guy.

I want to hike with you in the mountains in the spring. See the change of season. Let the sun bake our skin as the cool breeze comes to refresh. Watch the mountains as the they brighten and fade with each passing cloud. And just knowing that you're with me. That feeling that together we could just rule the world. I want to run through the fields with you laughing about nothing. I want to brush your hair back and stair into your eyes. I want to listen to you laugh. I want to hold you if your sad. I want to be there for you through everything. We could sit on a log with our feet dangling in the stream and the roar of the rushing water adds the perfect backdrop to the scene. I want to hold that feeling through summer, and into fall when the leaves start to turn. When it's cold I'll hold you and give you my warmth. We'll talk about how it's going to look so different once the snow falls. Then it shifts again and the mountains come back to life. I want to float through the soft white pillows in between the trees and watch as you send blasts of snow off into the unsuspecting forest. I want to sit with you and listen to the calm silence as the snow falls down, erasing the past, and leaving a new slate for the future. I want you to be with me for the future. I want to be by your side for every new adventure. Every twist and turn. Even when the trees get too thick, and the cliffs seem to high, I know we'll be able to conquer them together.

I know our pasts were very different. We come from a completely different background. You are a girl, I'm a boy, You like to ski, I like to snowboard. I know those differences may seem great, but it's that variety that is so vital to life as we know it.

I want you to know that on every adventure in my life, I'm thinking about you, wishing that you were there beside me, hoping that in the future you might be. Wanting to give you my heart, all that I am. You bring out the best in me. When you're with me I feel like I can be myself. I feel free. There's no pressure, no roles to play, scripts to read. I can be real. I want that feeling to last forever.

he has a way with words

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theabortionator Jul 12th 2012 Reply
I want to hike with you in the mountains in the spring. See the change of season. Let the sun bake our skin as the cool breeze comes to refresh. Watch the mountains as the they brighten and fade with each passing cloud. And just knowing that you're with me. That feeling that together we could just rule the world. I want to run through the fields with you laughing about nothing. I want to brush your hair back and stair into your eyes. I want to listen to you laugh. I want to hold you if your sad. I want to be there for you through everything. We could sit on a log with our feet dangling in the stream and the roar of the rushing water adds the perfect backdrop to the scene. I want to hold that feeling through summer, and into fall when the leaves start to turn. When it's cold I'll hold you and give you my warmth. We'll talk about how it's going to look so different once the snow falls. Then it shifts again and the mountains come back to life. I want to float through the soft white pillows in between the trees and watch as you send blasts of snow off into the unsuspecting forest. I want to sit with you and listen to the calm silence as the snow falls down, erasing the past, and leaving a new slate for the future. I want you to be with me for the future. I want to be by your side for every new adventure. Every twist and turn. Even when the trees get too thick, and the cliffs seem to high, I know we'll be able to conquer them together.

I know our pasts were very different. We come from a completely different background. You are a girl, I'm a boy, You like to ski, I like to snowboard. I know those differences may seem great, but it's that variety that is so vital to life as we know it.

I want you to know that on every adventure in my life, I'm thinking about you, wishing that you were there beside me, hoping that in the future you might be. Wanting to give you my heart, all that I am. You bring out the best in me. When you're with me I feel like I can be myself. I feel free. There's no pressure, no roles to play, scripts to read. I can be real. I want that feeling to last forever.

change ur name back you pumpernickel

Im am kinda torn that you are a snowboarder, please help me. I want to ski with you.

definitely a commie

that being said 9.5/10 would get trolled by again

sick dude. also fuck you hamface.

mean

Legit member, good troll and good advice

Probably the greatest member on NS always enjoy reading posts from theabortionator

Illuminati

very legit guy

The only troll I have rated at 10/10.

He's pretty bold

The underlining cause of your addiction

italics

He may troll hard on the forums, but Rusty is a super legit dude.

Biggest troll ever.

It's ok to cry. Let it all out buddy, I'm here for ya.

He's a fucking tool he messed up my feedback for no reason and all he does is bitch about people hating him on this site. Get the fuck off nobody wants your 12 year old posts.

Nah but Im smart enough not to marry a horse.

You're not the most intelligent child in your class r ya? derp

lol #iaintevenmad

Hows your wife?

The kind of comment you'd expect from some 12 year old who's mad at the world. Did your parents take away your xbox again?

sucks dick every day, and some nights.

lol that took 3 seconds to write but ur right dude i guess i try 'waaaaay to hard'

^lost

Fucking asshole. He tried to sell me EA ski and it doesn't even exist. Glad I didn't buy it. Hopefully nobody fell for this scam.

Legit Ns'er definitly makes this site better

Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment

It's time to stop posting

Still should have been aborted.

total dildo, needs to change name back

I will nevah stop loving youuuuuuu

best member on NS

sucks mod's dicks, can scroll bomb your feedback and get away with it.. he's a total dildo

this f00l is a t0tal n00b