My Jones bottlecap told me I would have a very pleasant life in my old age.

I don't want to be old. Ever.

Don't wait too long

to do something for me

'cause when I'm dead

I don't think I'll notice.

I could be like you, and all your friends, and all their friends.

I just don't want to be like you, and all your friends, and all their friends

because I fucking hate you, and all your friends, and all their friends.

So do all your friends, and their friends.