The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

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  Celery

• Dec 1, 2020

"oh yeah I'm pretty good at skiing, I can do double blacks"

 

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  OutofBoundsPod

• Dec 1, 2020

OH yes.

 

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  Enzob007

• Dec 1, 2020

3 inches is a damn pow day here in Ohio ?

 

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  ericforman

• Dec 1, 2020

The most common phrases are sadly all various forms of complaints. Mainly “traffic on i70 was so bad I left denver at 730am,” “it’s kind of icy,” “the lodge is too crowded I can’t find anywhere to sit,” etc.

Unless you are just lapping the park or that slow fixed grip. That’s where the stoke is. Or anywhere at a basin.

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

‘Are your skis center mounted?’

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

‘Why are your poles so short?’

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

‘What size is that jacket?’

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

*pointing to the rails*

‘My kids are just hitting the jumps on the side’

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

The 55-year old man with carving skis who just mached through the park:
‘I like to make turns through the terrain park because the snow is groomed the best’

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

‘Why is your goggle strap under your helmet?’

 

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  bennwithtwons

• Dec 1, 2020

‘Can you do doubles?’

‘Can you do triples?’

‘Can you...’

 

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  JAHBRADOR

• Dec 1, 2020

‘Low pressure podcast is the worst thing about skiing’

 

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  BigPurpleSkiSuit

• Dec 2, 2020

Hey I ski double blacks!!!

 

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  donny.

• Dec 2, 2020

is that 2xL or 3xL?

 

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  S.Ki

• Dec 2, 2020

ski companies trying to sell/market basically every ski with 85-110 underfoot: "You can take those ski everywhere, they are basically a one ski quiver"

 

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  tutipups

• Dec 2, 2020

dont remind me

 

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  RG.

• Dec 2, 2020

Disney robbed the real frozen of its name

 

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  Roumarin

• Dec 2, 2020

"Do you know Bdog?"

 

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  nelsenderson

• Dec 2, 2020

"It's kind of icy."

Love hearing that. Bruh I literally dulled my edges because the snow is so soft.

 

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  NateDude

• Dec 2, 2020

Aww yeah Im a HUGE skier! I went like TWICE last year!