"mmmmaaaayyyyybbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iiff ii ttyyyyyppeeee liiiikkkkeeee ttthhhhhiiiiiissssssssssssssss bbbooyyyyyysssssss wiiiiiiillllllll lliiiiikkkkeeeeeee mmmmmeeeeee"

"texting is useful"

"apple makes good products"

"good taste is for losers"

"i don't know the band's name but they're my fave band ever"

"if i write "rawr" on all my possessions, boys will like me"

"i can be as good at sports as any boy, i just choose not to be"

"if i take revealing pictures of myself, put them on the internet, and boys comment on them, it means i am pretty"

"my lack of skills doesn't matter as long as i get good grades"

"good grades are the key to success"

"i want equality, i just don't want to be added to the military draft"