Sun Flatlining Into Grand Minimum, Extremely cold winters for years to come

Read up to the second sentence of the second paragraph. This article is fucking retarded.

didn't understand most of it, but it's kinda saying that if this shit is true then bigger, colder winter? then I really hope so, cos the weather here's been retardedly hot (23°C in the beginning of march) and skiing could use a big long ice age !

tl;dr its good for skiers, bad for everyone else

^pretty much. It says more unpredictable weather (storms) with likely colder temperatures throughout the year, until the year 2080 if it actually happens, which is not 100%

and still not enough to effect manmade climate change, which is the bigger bullet to dodge for skiing...

tl;dr the suns gonna blow up. we are all dead.