What the hell is that semi finals thing? They have to eat something hanging from a string?! I hope you guys are well insured, because these are NS.com members you're dealing with, and choking is a SERIOUS hazard here. Hopefully they draw the line there... I can see it now:
"...And in other news, this week in Whistler, British Columbia, summer camp activites went terribly wrong, as 8 were killed and 6 injured when camp owner and founder Shane Szocs had campers walk, talk, chew gum, and rub their stomachs at the same time. he was unavailable for comment but was spotted crying into his hands nursing multiple beers in Whistler Village."