The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

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  GeorgeMadison

• Dec 2, 2020

Is that Heaven's gate at bush in the chairlift picture? Can't really tell but looks like it

 

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  GeorgeMadison

• Dec 2, 2020

kids on the chairlift in the park, "DO A FLIP"

 

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  S.Ki

• Dec 2, 2020

kid asking for advice on boots in gear talk
random NSer: "buy full tilts lol"

 

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  dan_c_ski

• Dec 2, 2020

*riding lift with a ski instructor*
'LOL getting paid to ski tho'

 

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  animator

• Dec 2, 2020

Me, selling a ski to a 15 year old and his mom: “what kind of skiing are you doing?”
Him: “I like the jumps and stuff”
Me: “oh, like in the terrain park?”
Him: “yeah, but I only do the small jumps in front of the boxes and stuff”
Mom: “he can ski pretty much everything at Cranmore so I would say he’s an advanced skier”

 

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  animator

• Dec 2, 2020

Any new goober on NS: *makes 4 different threads*
1. Are ON3Ps good?
2. Which ON3P should I get?
3. What is the best park ski?
4. What is, “swerve?”

 

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  mrk127

• Dec 2, 2020

"I've been skiing double blacks since I was 10, I'm basically the best skier on the mountain now"

 

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  CallMeAl

• Dec 2, 2020

What do you have for "all mountains"?

 

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  Dr.Zorko

• Dec 2, 2020

This is gold ?

 

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  nbfreeski

• Dec 2, 2020

leg

 

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  Bended_Toenail

• Dec 2, 2020

followed by:
"What is detuning?"
"How do I detune?"
"Detune Pros and cons?"
"Can you carve with detune? "

 

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  animator

• Dec 2, 2020

“Should I detune if i only ski 25% park?”
“I like the Magnus but I don’t ski rails, will the detune make a difference?”

 

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  shinbangclan

• Dec 2, 2020

life imitates art

 

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  OutofBoundsPod

• Dec 2, 2020

I do it for you, Zorko.

 

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  Dumpcone

• Dec 2, 2020

Ski Fast. Eat Ass

 

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  rubberpantaloons

• Dec 2, 2020

me in the park with my 140 touring poles being asked the opposite question by 2010 ogs

 

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  WisconsinDogfart

• Dec 2, 2020

yes

 

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  GeorgeMadison

• Dec 2, 2020

*watches a ski edit* ‘SO SICK’

 

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  SuspiciousFish

• Dec 2, 2020

Every time you end up on the lift with a patroller:

"Hey man, when you guys dropping the gate at XXX bowl..."

 

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  r00kie

• Dec 3, 2020

"My dads only got like 5 mil"