The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

GeorgeMadison · Dec 2, 2020

Is that Heaven's gate at bush in the chairlift picture? Can't really tell but looks like it

GeorgeMadison · Dec 2, 2020

kids on the chairlift in the park, "DO A FLIP"

S.Ki · Dec 2, 2020

kid asking for advice on boots in gear talk
random NSer: "buy full tilts lol"

dan_c_ski · Dec 2, 2020

*riding lift with a ski instructor*
'LOL getting paid to ski tho'

animator · Dec 2, 2020

Me, selling a ski to a 15 year old and his mom: “what kind of skiing are you doing?”
Him: “I like the jumps and stuff”
Me: “oh, like in the terrain park?”
Him: “yeah, but I only do the small jumps in front of the boxes and stuff”
Mom: “he can ski pretty much everything at Cranmore so I would say he’s an advanced skier”

animator · Dec 2, 2020

Any new goober on NS: *makes 4 different threads*
1. Are ON3Ps good?
2. Which ON3P should I get?
3. What is the best park ski?
4. What is, “swerve?”

mrk127 · Dec 2, 2020

"I've been skiing double blacks since I was 10, I'm basically the best skier on the mountain now"

CallMeAl · Dec 2, 2020

What do you have for "all mountains"?

Dr.Zorko · Dec 2, 2020

This is gold ?

nbfreeski · Dec 2, 2020

Bended_Toenail · Dec 2, 2020

animator said:
Any new goober on NS: *makes 4 different threads*
1. Are ON3Ps good?
2. Which ON3P should I get?
3. What is the best park ski?
4. What is, “swerve?”

followed by:
"What is detuning?"
"How do I detune?"
"Detune Pros and cons?"
"Can you carve with detune? "

animator · Dec 2, 2020

Bended_Toenail said:
followed by:
"What is detuning?"
"How do I detune?"
"Detune Pros and cons?"
"Can you carve with detune? "

“Should I detune if i only ski 25% park?”
“I like the Magnus but I don’t ski rails, will the detune make a difference?”

shinbangclan · Dec 2, 2020

Bended_Toenail said:
followed by:
"What is detuning?"
"How do I detune?"
"Detune Pros and cons?"
"Can you carve with detune? "

life imitates art

OutofBoundsPod · Dec 2, 2020

Dr.Zorko said:
This is gold ?

I do it for you, Zorko.

Dumpcone · Dec 2, 2020

Ski Fast. Eat Ass

rubberpantaloons · Dec 2, 2020

bennwithtwons said:
‘Why are your poles so short?’

me in the park with my 140 touring poles being asked the opposite question by 2010 ogs

WisconsinDogfart · Dec 2, 2020

bennwithtwons said:
‘Are your skis center mounted?’

yes

GeorgeMadison · Dec 2, 2020

*watches a ski edit* ‘SO SICK’

SuspiciousFish · Dec 2, 2020

Every time you end up on the lift with a patroller:

"Hey man, when you guys dropping the gate at XXX bowl..."

r00kie · Dec 3, 2020

"My dads only got like 5 mil"

The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

The Most Commonly Uttered Phrases In Skiing V1 & V2

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