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Honest Ski Brand Slogans

  • Author Author gravel
  • Publish date Publish date Apr 29, 2014
  • Article read time Article read time 1 min read
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Hot on the heels of Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans, we took a look at what ski brands might say if they had more accurate company mottos...

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spliff.Life
  • spliff.Life

    spliff.Life

  • Apr 29, 2014
Matthew_Denham SO true, I have some og chronics and motherships that despite being shredded hard still look and ski almost like new.

Saga and Go pro were great hahah, jiberish shouldve been something about spending way too much on it and sucking at skiing
 
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    _Ryan_

  • Apr 29, 2014
I bought a pre owned pair of invaders from 08 and rode them for 2 seasons. Zero edge cracking or anything, bindings gave out first lol. Riding Future spins right now and they are still super durable as of now. I think its really just hit or miss as far as skis, and how you ski i guess.
 
RockNRollNghtClb
  • RockNRollNghtClb

    RockNRollNghtClb

  • Apr 29, 2014
this is fucking amazing
 
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    fredyferl

  • Apr 29, 2014
The Full Tilt one couldn't be more true. Told to one of my friends that his Tom Wallisch were one size too big and too narrow for him and he respond: yeah but I can't imagine myself with anything else in my feet
 
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    fredyferl

  • Apr 29, 2014
As for the Line slogan, my Line TC are still holding pretty well after a season of pretty much just hitting rails, they've lasted me longer than my Recoils, which quite surprises me
 
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    Spiri7o

  • Apr 29, 2014
soo awesome
 
DeFunk
  • DeFunk

    DeFunk

  • Apr 29, 2014
For NS what about "Pee in her butt"
 
Threshy
  • Threshy

    Threshy

  • Apr 29, 2014
"and milk" lost it
 
X_ANKILLA
  • X_ANKILLA

    X_ANKILLA

  • Apr 29, 2014
^this! and also for LINE, I've had a pair of line skis for 3 season and they're a quality made ski
 
Mr.Gaga
  • Mr.Gaga

    Mr.Gaga

  • Apr 29, 2014
This is sooo damn good ahahah
 
Craigskis
  • Craigskis

    Craigskis

  • Apr 29, 2014
All of them were NSGold, but I seriously lost my shit on the Rockstar one A++
 
TotallyTrevor
  • TotallyTrevor

    TotallyTrevor

  • Apr 29, 2014
With my experience, no matter WHAT brand of skis you have...they will either be destroyed in 3 months, or will be fine after 2 seasons
 
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    Brocka_Flocka

  • Apr 29, 2014
Full Tilt should be, "There is a reason Raichle went out of business"
 
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    zachfenn

  • Apr 29, 2014
ive been through 4 pairs of lines this season it was good time
 
Lemuel
  • Lemuel

    Lemuel

  • Apr 29, 2014
Line is the most wrong
 
Lemuel
  • Lemuel

    Lemuel

  • Apr 29, 2014
And the pole is all fucked up as far as votes go, pretty much everything is stereotypical except Faction
 
Substitute
  • Substitute

    Substitute

  • Apr 29, 2014
Line is $$$$$$
 
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    will-blackwell

  • Apr 29, 2014
these were unreal hahaha full tilt made me lose it

but the line one couldn't be more wrong for me, i've had blends for 2 seasons, one of which was riding hard in whistler and they are just starting to show signs of wear, i'm with trevor on this one, some skis fall apart, some don't, and i think it has a lot to do with how you ride as well
 
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    wagwaman

  • Apr 29, 2014
when does the new virtika edit come out
 
gravel
  • gravel

    gravel

  • Apr 29, 2014
I hope everyone doesn't take the Line one as an attack on the company. They make some of the raddest skis and they do/have done more for our community than is recognized. I haven't even ridden a pair personally, but would be stoked on some Opuses or EP Pros. That said, it seems like there's an overall sentiment on this site that they don't last long, which I capitalized off of for the sake of the joke.
 
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Article read time
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