The Life of Symms

dwhite · Nov 15, 2009

what is that?

Morgen. · Nov 15, 2009

wow this is the highest ive ever been

K.C.Deane · Nov 15, 2009

iSkier · Nov 15, 2009

ya ya sonnnnn

nevin.m · Nov 15, 2009

452nd.... yes!! oh my god closest ive ever been! sick article!

andreweckels · Nov 15, 2009

wow newschoolers can count congratulations guys! that article was dope, i want to see some figure skaters jibbing things to biggie on frozen ponds

dopen993 · Nov 15, 2009

ESB · Nov 15, 2009

Unfortunately I don't get the satire. What is Symms making fun of here, besides the obvious?

Teamcreation · Nov 15, 2009

ARRRRRRRGHHH

tj.hall · Nov 15, 2009

yeaaah! sick.

Gomer_GSX · Nov 15, 2009

Hahahahaha Great article and extremely witty.

McLeod · Nov 15, 2009

currentwestman · Nov 15, 2009

i don't get it. please explain yourself symms

MatRich · Nov 15, 2009

what the hell, this is so wierd! I want to see this shit

Walkawalka · Nov 15, 2009

its kinda like what happened with newschool skiing? pros got fed up with the whole competition aspect and started doing something different.

ghfjdksla · Nov 15, 2009

knee pads for when it blows too hard

regobounce · Nov 15, 2009

good article

Cow_Jibber · Nov 15, 2009

Loved it

Chris.S · Nov 15, 2009

Is is fully a joke, or is it actually supposed to symbolize something about how you feel about skiing? Please fill us in, Symms.