when u find him, shove ur ski pole up his ass and wipe it on his face, then make him lik it up then make him jizz in a cup and u piss in it and make him drink it, yeeee
wow, that really sucks that they got stolen, but the fact that all these people are threatening EXTEME violence to the dude is preatty cool. i'd just like to throw in a good kick to the nuts if i see him.