Great words Ian, you captured is perfectly. I cant believe i came across this. This winter and last winter have the been the funnest times of my life living up there. All these comments made me realize how much I take this lifestyle for granted. fuckin beaters man
Hey, Ian. Thanks for the exploitation bud, and Eric says thanks for the photo creds. Now, thanks to your wonderfully written article, we'll have 20 nopers and steeze mqueens infesting our sick dorms. Ian forgot to mention to all of you that we all have hepatitis and herpes. alta sucks, tell your friends.
Forgot to mention that the dude to chick ratio is 17-1.
Very well written, however, I feel obligated to clear up some facts...
If you really love the "Alta Exerience" (see KUED) you respect it enough to keep it a secret. Thank God you didn't stick around to actually figure out any of Alf's real secrets. Readers should know the author departed from Alf's with his tail between his legs after only 1 season. A 700 INCH SEASON! That's how long your roommate who impregnated the ski shop girl stuck it out... And could take the powder no longer. Alta is an old crusty bastard and you were just too jib-nasty for it. I hope the winter back east is really siiiiiick! Blue House skis SUCK and I'm an altaholic!
Sincerly,
Alf's Crew (sans dick choke)
P.S. Alfer's is the sex disease you caught in Burlington, I'm a fucking Alfian.