Articles by stifler
In that last nail biting moment before dropping into something so steep.
It would be more rational to turn back, But something tells you to go!
Will it slide? Will my skis get hung up? What am I doing?
Calm Down? - Take a Deep Breath? - Breath Slowly?
Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Dropping...
1. Poking out arrogant ski instructors eyes.
2. Pointing at big piste maps (retro 80’s style).
3. Pulling boarders along flat pistes.
4. Releasing your bindings.
5. Swordfighting.
6. Bear hunting (only for the brave).
7. Making a comfy seat with your skis.
8. Hitting posh boys.
9...
many things. Such as building a snow cave when lost or digging a buried friend out of an avalanche.
Here are ten other uses for a shovel.
1. Building a backcountry booter.
2. Leg splint.
3. Signalling for help.
4. Beating an annoying friend to death.
5. Digging a hole to burry annoying...
and poaches your private space from right under your
nose. for the next 10 minutes your sitting there trying
stop the urge to strangle the prick to death. Below are
ten simple but effective ways to truly piss the ass hole
off.
1. Put your poles across the seat.
2. Rock the chairlift back...
Things we have lost from the good old days
of skinny skis, day-glo one pieces and rear
entry boots. Here are a few fond memories
from the yesteryears.
?œ 210cm skis.
?œ Tight pants.
?œ Fond memories.
?œ Individuality.
?œ Spread eagles.
?œ Affordable lift passes.
?œ Back scratchers.
?œ...
Every year your skiing progress to the next level, you become stronger physically and mentally, Still you have the same amount of passion and hope to chase that ever fading dream to stardom and becoming the next tanner, cr, jp or candide, the dream is well and truly there, yet it’s the same year...
We all have a wish list for some it might be to stop drinking, smoking, get fit, learn new tricks, get more than one weeks skiing this winter, get more powder turns, take a lesson, learn to ride switch, make it as a pro, be the next tanner cr seth or jp, for me its non of the above, i don’t want...