Articles by k-rob

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dear NURSE.FIGHTER.BOY family, friends, cast and crew. attached is our Poster and a Party-flyer (pass it on). “Officer’s intimate, subtly seductive film has the rhythm of real life yet is enveloped by a magical aura.” – Jennie Punter, The Globe and Mail WE OPEN ON FEB. 6TH we open in...

stop talking about hate like it's a bad thing. if that bitch who dated your pansy-ass dad in high school hadn't hated him, she would never have dumped his pansy-ass, and your mom would be that bitch, you fucking pussy. now either shut your fucking mouth and make me a cheese sandwich, or get...

So my dad's been cleaning up around the house lately, sorting through old documents etc. My dad and I don't really talk much, usually just to make fun of each other at the dinner table, or when company is over, or when either of us walk in the door. We usually just communicate by facial...

My Jones bottlecap told me I would have a very pleasant life in my old age. I don't want to be old. Ever. Don't wait too long to do something for me 'cause when I'm dead I don't think I'll notice. I could be like you, and all your friends, and all their friends. I just don't want to be...