Articles by dweezileast
So after a six month hiatus, I return to you. To say that a lot has happened between then and now is a fairly accurate statement. When I began writing blogs for newschoolers, I vowed to try to keep up with them, and pump them out on a weekly basis. I soon came to realize that forcing myself to...
As I type this, I am sitting in my first period math class, supposed to be working on buying a house for a project. I am not dignifying my teacher by doing the work, rather, I am putting my energies to telling the story of a class mate who just never gets the benefit of the doubt. Charlie has...
the music thumps with the crunk crunk bunk. electric fiz lyrics float across up and down airwaves en route to my ear section. the room moves with the flingy swingy sensation of being sick. the horizon runs against you, swim flying above you. cartwheeling furiously. This will not end well. the...
How a freak gas cloud took me for the ride of my life.
I am a sanitary technician, or a dishwasher, if you want to be a dick about it. I work at a well known resturant in the town that I live in. This restaurant is the dirtiest, hottest place I have ever been in my life(see photo).
When I...
This is a somewhat more serious blog. Here is my college essay, for the common application, which I have recently submitted;
Throughout my life, I have always wondered what I would do in time of crisis. I would imagine scenarios in which my knowledge, abilities, and morals would be called into...
I am no longer able to click my mouse.
And no, that is not a joke about erectile disfunction. My mouse got rid of its convenient clicking feature today, at about 5:27 pm, in favor for the much less functional, non clicking function, which makes doing any sort of work about as productive as...
1 sharpie, 1 pot of coffee, 3 catnaps, 2.5 ping pong games, and 2 viewings of long story short later, i have finished.
there we go, willow branches on the left, barbed wire on the right.
here's a little video of the action with a guest appearance by mittens...
I decided to be a robot for halloween. As I write this, i sit at home, at 1:30 in the afternoon, while the rest of my friends are at school. I am no longer at school because I encountered a problem that has been building since last night. My robot costume, all home made, was brilliant, with one...
So here I was, trapped in Floridia, against my will, in a skeezy room at the "homerun hotel" trying to find a way to entertain myself in the few hours i had before my race. I decided to go to the pool. At the pool, I saw that my friends had taken it over. They were proving their dominance the...
Way back in 7th grade, I made the charming decision to run around a muddy trail in nothing save some skimpy spandex. This terrible idea is known to normals as: Cross Country. Up until a few weeks ago, the only good thing that ever came from cross country, is that hangovers no longer bother me...
logiclothing:dode lets see how many ways we can rewrite this sentance : The fish swam in the bowl.
logiclothing: ill go first
eastjibber: ok
logiclothing: The aquatic orgnanism navigated throughout the round, glass object
eastjibber: the scale covered ball of flesh and tissue drifted around...
i went to a college fair with my junior class, and we stopped at a mall (in syracuse) on the way home to eat. me and my friends bought some chocolate cake, and these 2 douschebags who live their lives like they're on punk'd bought some cake too, but they took theirs into the bathroom, they...