A really dumb interview with moon-moon

moon-moon is not a pivotal part of skiing or Newschoolers and he also rents his stuff and can't pull his mittens under his plaid shirt. I also know him. One time he winded himself so hard I thought he'd broken his ribs, and then I laughed at him. Also snowboarders ride over his skis because he wears Thrasher stuff. One time he clogged a friends sink with some of the most disgusting sick I have ever seen and we all drew on his face. He cannot handle getting turnt. He went to Nepal last year and his mum made him wear those sunglasses you see in the thumbnail. He's not 12, just looks it on some bad photos which you will see here. (Actually 16) He is a hilarious guy, don't take this seriously.


3 things on you skiing

do I have to say some funny shit?

You can...

ok

ok, well i need a fat bag of buddha, my phone and my i-pod for all my thug tunes

best thing about still renting your stuff?

You can mess up your shit and not even care about it. I'll ride on concrete all the time and I wont even be mad. Also you get a new pair of shitty skis every season. fuck you haha

but i get SPK's every season so thats chilled

are you a loser?

I can't do freestyle for shit, and I eat lunch with my parents so yeah I guess...

I also act way more thug than I actually am


How many emoticons do you go through for your mediocre instagram pictures?

I use the watermelon and palm tree emoticons quite a lot. Occasionally the stack of bills emoticon, but thats a rare gem

I like to keep the emoticon game a bit underground

Does laax actually ever snow?

Nah man, its 100% ice and then crust from all the snow cannons. But you know as long as I get to do 270 out's all day I'm stoked. Plus I never ski properly, I just wait in lines to hit rails

Do you miss davos?

I definitely miss the sweet pow pow, but the park got a bit boring. But overall the Davos riders are really nice and chilled, Laax is overpriced and full of Saga park rats

Definetly miss the davos weather too, you could get solid sunshine from 9-4 in spring

What's it like being the only skier in Europe wearing a Thrasher hoodie?

hahahaha

I love getting shit from snowboarders, some people don't understand that skiers skate too. But I always get shit from some technine snowboarder who hits rails all day and can't ride for shit on a normal slope. I love thrasher and I love skating so its cool to represent them on the slopes

But it never gets cold man I've got thermals


Sunglasses: why? when you complain about being cold, I laugh

Man I can't beleive that dudes are still wearing goggles in 2014. Come on people, it's time to swag up. Seriously though I love sunnies and goggles give me a headache. I get so much hate wearing my ray bans when its snowing and -10 degrees.

But sunnies are the shit and they feel good

Your opinion on womens skiing:

hahaha

I love the girls who ski at Laax, some of them are sick. But these feminist skiers are fucking deluded. Some girls just ski for the guys and because its 'fashionable'. But they will progress eventually. They sucked in the olympics though man.

Is Switzerland boring?

Skating is great here, they built a new skatepark last summer so thats all I do in the summer. and in the winter I ski, but in general Switzerland lacks the fun that England had. But I think I'd enjoy it more if my friends weren't such fuccboi's

But I do find switzerland boring when it rains, can't skate and can't ski

Ok. Newschoolers: what is it to you?

It's a pretty good forum but overall I just watch the videos. The humour is terrible, so many shitposters but your stuff is pretty sick. I rarely post stuff but I always watch the latest saga *** video that gets front page just because he has orange bindings and does a tiny cork 3.


3 songs you might actually listen to:

"Cup fulla beetlejuice" - lil ugly mane

"Zone 3" - denzel curry

"Slave" - black moon

Thanks for reading this...

David Brighton