Recent content by syrup.

my dirtbag "friend" stole all the beer I was gonna use for my girlfriend's birthday party. the fucker took 8 24 packs of Wildcat. That's 192 beer. Anyway his name on here is Shredability and here's a link to his account, just spam the shit out of...

remember that feedback tab on everyone's personal info page? let's start using it because it seems forgotten. I'm gonna crush some (a lot) beers and start reviewing whoever the fuck I want. join me in this.

so who wants to hire a fuckload of hookers to play risk? Must be very good at risk as this game is costing us $$$. Also would prefer if you could pay and I'll host and give you beer. Couch for sex if you want but would prefer just playing risk Vancouver. HIT ME UP.

so a group of friends and I made up a new drinking game: the SS League (Shower Shotgun League). It requires as many of those cold shots as you can afford/how many you think you can drink extremely fast. So two people get in the shower and have a shotgunning race. The loser of the race has to...

so the company I work for is holding a contest to send one employee to Big White for two days. this is includes accommodations, lift passes, a PBR and sleeman VIP party. No one else in my company skis and they already said they'd sell the passes if they win. help me beat out these posers. all...

It just occurred to me that ripping through the park doing these cool tricks like, "double-corks" and, "grabbing your skis while spinning in circles" off massive jumps might be impressive, but will they get you babes? While I was at work today I thought about new ways to attract the women, and...

Found this while surfing around. What a smart guy, was he just texting random numbers trying to sell drugs..? MARTINSVILLE, Ind. (AP) - Police say an Indiana man was arrested after mistakenly sending text messages to a prosecutor about drugs he was trying to sell. The Herald-Times of...

With Ke$ha's new album came some pretty damn good lyrics. Here's the top ten: Personal favourite is: Now that I'm famous, you're up my anus, now I'm gonna eat you, fool.

If this is a repost, I apologize. I searchbar'd and didn't find anything. Thought it was ridiculously stupid, but definitely hilarious. http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kid-lights-crotch-on-fire-and-gets-friends-to-stomp-it-out-1026498

According to research, coyotes will not eat the flesh of crystal meth users. Who knew? So I figure now is as good a time as any to start meth, if it saves my corpse from being eaten by bitch ass coyotes, then it must be a good idea.

Before I start this story, I know I'm going to get a lot of "you're a fucking moron" replies, and I just have to say, just see the humour in this. I do, although I also think I'm gonna die. Ok NS here's the deal. The other night my friend and I were a little intoxicated because a friend was in...

So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit...