Recent content by sunvalleyskibum

fat tire or sierra nevada pale ale.

coke sucks. i havent slept the last three nights becuase of it. but that shit is disney compared to crank. ive seen so many people get their lives fucked up on that shit. last month my friend got her house raided by the pigs and they found a half pound of meth, along with a bunch of shitpipes...

i doubt that. unless the guy holding up your store is a homicidal maniac, he has no reason to pop you. it doesnt do him any good to have you lying dead on the floor. instead of getting 3 years if he gets busted, he gets life. not worth it for a till full of cash.

even if the robber does have a weapon, theres a 95% he wont even use it. most people have to much to lose. armed robbery is one thing, murder is another. not to mention that if shots are fired, theres gonna be cops on the scene about 3 times as fast. still, why fuck around? its your boss's...

about 30 mins ago, i was sitting in a car outside subway and i was thinking how easy it would be to rob. there was one person working, some pasty-skinned 14 year old kid with acne all over his face. the parking lot is right off Highway 75, so the getaway could be smooth as hell. now i turn on...

hey uhh, am i the first person to realize that this guy is being sarcastic

nicotine is so fucking addictive. just reading this thread makes me want to have a smoke, and i had one probobly 25 mins ago.

sun valley has been getting puked on for the last few days. today was my third powder day in a row.

jumping off the lift on powder days is fun. theres some spots on the Red Dog and Squaw Creek lifts at Squaw Valley that are perfect for spinning off of.

she pulls all those stupid bill o'rielly tricks, which i cant stand. i was watching her coverage of the tookie williams thing right before his execution, and she invited some guest on her show that didnt agree with her. she solved this problem by interuppting him and blabbering on about her...

i got arrested last night. it sucked. it could have been a lot worse though, the girl i was with had 2 grams of coke in her purse, and we had a stolen case of coors light that they never found. still, im pissed becuase i cant remember what my court date is.

you've obviosly never been to hailey, idaho. last night, we were dropping this girl off at her house, and we were about to pull away when a cop car pulled up with its lights on and cut us off from the front, and another from behind. they told us they had a report of us setting off bottle...

cops have super lie-detector powers wired into their brains. its amazing.

uhh last year my friend downed a bottle of grey goose in a squaw valley parking garage, then stumbled around the death-star yelling obscenities at tourists. he eventually passed out in the parking lot, and he was in a coma for over 48 hours while he had his stomach pumped. they said if we had...

you "amost died" because you got speed wobbles on your rollerskates?