Recent content by skipimp22

gross..well now u now how retards feel

What a terrible movie. The first 75% of the movie was just several scenes that try to scare the audience(i.e. the spray faucets turn on, the birds fly around, the coat on the door, etc). Nothing even happens until it seems like the last 10 minutes when the babysitter finds out the "stranger"...

If hatveit didnt fall he wouldve won, if favre got more air and landed his switch 10 he wouldve won, but if dumont wasnt in the most pain of his life, he def wouldve won

How do you know when an Ethiopian is pregnant? when u take the tampon out and its half eaten

lets hear em

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So there's a Russian a Mexican and an American sitting on the edge of a cliff, discussing life...all of a sudden the russian takes out a bottle of vodka, tkaes one swig and throws it off the cliff. the mexican and american scream and yell "why the hell did you do that" and the russian...

no offense jews..... how many jews can fit in a car? 2 up front 3 in the back and 200,000 in the ash tray

hahahahaha^i am not racist either how long does it take a black woman to take a shit --9months--

what do u say when u wake up in the middle of the night and see ur TV floating in the air "drop it nigger"

make em good; offensive jokes encouraged

that wasnt the point at all...obviously they have to pay for their shit but spending an extra few bucks would make the vids so much better

i learned to ski first then switch to boarding...and several years ago hit the freestyle scene on skis.....i thought skiing was pretty easy to progress quickly. especially if u play hockey or are a good skater

so u were tripping on nachos

pretty close