.SimonB.

Location
Boulder, CO
Crew
[Blank] Production/Flatiron Media
Skis
176 Armada AR6 w/ FKS 12, 186 Prophet 130s w/ Jesters, 178 Line Invaders w/ Griffons, 178 Ninthward Rory Silva Pros w/ Pivot 12s, 176 Atomic Triplet w/ PX12
Hobbies
Skiing, Kayaking
Segments
[Blank] Productions: The Land of the Hills
Favorite Tricks
smooth switch spins
Best Tricks
extreme arial maneuvers
Home Mountain
Liberty, PA
bookinterests
never have, never will
Outerwear Look
UA, LD

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This one time I shit my pants during weight lifting. We were doing squats, and I wanted to strengthen my legs for the upcoming ski season, so I used heavier weights. Halfway through the workout, I ripped a MEAN shart. It was so wet and juicy that it sounded like it came from under water. Anyway, the jock next to me said "Did you just fucking shit your pants?" I replied "No" then slowly made my way to the door, with my butt cheeks rubbing tablespoons of ass molasses between their steamy counterparts.-nutella

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