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aight bro i'm gonna help you out here. my mom works for the police and told the down low on speeding tickets. most cops wont actually clock you with the speed gun and will often pull you over if they think you are speeding. now as long as you play dumb and dont admit to speeding then they cant...

I am all for tattoos. but dude you gotta make sure its somtin you believe in or its something that you know you are gonna be proud of for the rest of your life. unfortunately the way we are now isnt how we are going to be for the rest of our lifes. u might think a huge sleeve on your arm is...

anything by bad religion man is gonna be pretty symbolic. they are pretty political with some of their songs. check it out

best name hands down would be mr. bojangles

aight so i'm probably the least racist person but i do know when something is funny. and well i mean cmon. Q: Why were there no black people on the flintstones A: They were still monkeys.

yeah man. i am currently in my year off. just graduated from highschool and taking a year off and skiing tons. wooh record snowfall for whistler bitches. anyway. as much as i love skiing and living on my own. working in boring dead end jobs really arent that appealing. one day u wont have skiing...

as far as favorite drinks are concerned. basically anything with gin in it rocks. drink that till u cant taste anything then drink whatever the hell u want. i heard of a drink called the rocky mountain bearscrew. its the equivalent of getting raped by a grizzly bear. sounds exciting haha

haha just cuz ure young dont mean u cant drink. i'm only 18 but i almost never get carded at bars. haha all my friends get kicked out and carded while i just waltz in. :D

i'm not sure but didnt the UBC Engineer students a few years ago hang a VW bug off the Sanfrancisco bridge or somethign liek that. could just be my crazy physics teacher rampling on but he usually knows about crazy shit like that

u know u'd think that ure mom and stuff had gone out of style but apparently not. props man. it must be tough to be so skilled with the english language

Holy crap yes. i have seen that movie like sooooo mnany times omg bruce willis is the shit

ummm i'm pretty sure i dont know anyone who wears a cup while skiing. if u fell it woould dig in and shit. i mean if u fall on a rail its most likely not going to be exactly on your nuts. i'll take the risk

well u cant exactly get raped by a fat chick in the back of a moped now can u.......wait.... nvmnd mopeds are sweet

u know what how about we leave my pitiful sex life out of this thread. allright..... i mean cmon i got an 18 year streak going on i dont want to break that

oh yeah well ninjas and pirates and vikings have nothing on samurais man. they like drink the blood of their enemies. and hery kery is come pretty crazy shizzat