Recent content by RedEyeTheJedi

My friend was being an idiot and packed 7 grams of cannabis in his bag on a bus crossing the US and Canada boarder. Just as they crossed the boarder into Canada the bus was searched by dogs and they found his bud and deported him immediately. Has anyone else been deported? cause we were both...

Here are two doodles I drew just last night. I really didn't realize how relaxing it is to sit down and just doodle. My roommate happened to see these drawings on my desk, next to a lighter that is covered in an absurd amount of resin. He isn't cool with me bringing bud into the room so who...

Stevens pass just got 39 inches in 12 damn hours. Dissapointed I am not able to go up. To me that just seems insane 39 inches in 12 hours, 48 in 24.

Haha this is awesome.

So I had this dream and my friend said this thing on the phone and said the same exeact thing today on a phone, it makes no sense and im trying to wrap my head around it I have had this shit happen to me multiple times but I was doubt full, thinking it is a coincidence. its crazy as fuck not...

So I was patiently waiting for a season of walking dead to load. Then this pop up appears with a woman on webcam hot as fuck. She tries talking to me then I finally respond. Trying to see if it is a bot or something. Well long story short, I made an account got my picture up and got her address...

So today I was driving a friend to sell some a half ounce of to some kids. These kids have bought from my friend many times and I trusted them since I had known them since middle school, and same goes for my friend. I pull up to the two guys. They get into the back of the car and my friend hands...

So I just tried crossing my eyes in a kind of way and I saw a video in 3d. Like avatar 3d. Awesome 3d.

I have some spyware on my mac. At least I suspect it to be. My fire fox recently will say page failed to load would you like to continue running scripthttp://b.voicefive.com/ ( a lot more letters numbers and stuff) What is the best way to go about getting rid of this spyware? Karma to...

This is insane. They are locking this guy up for complying with state law for a minimum of 80 years. I am disgusted.

The cat at 1:10 is so done. Pets like getting stoned so smoke with them.

So I recently noticed I haven't shaved my nuts in a good while. Probably 4 months and I have this nappy beard like jumble of pubes at the base. Shaving is so damn itchy, I'm thinking I should just wax my balls instead. Does everyone get that annoying itchy feeling after you get a good pube shave?

Cage (Chris Palko) was born in Würzburg, Germany to American parents. His father was stationed on a West German military base as a member of the military police. Palko lived there until the age of four when his father was dishonorably discharged for selling and using heroin, and the family was...

Aight. I got a cold sore a ways back. That is the first time I have known of getting a cold sore. Before that I would munch down on warm gooey pb&j and have no sores or anything. I have heard that peanuts can cause break outs. I think my break out was primarily caused by stress so I have been...

You decide. Reptilians are conspiring with the Jews. About what I am not sure, but the Andromadans are here and working among us and its fucked. Be careful guys.