"My wife said if I don't get her another beer she's gonna stab me in the face"
HAHA this has got to be the best redneck DUI ever.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zvrl29tJBJ8
Maybe I missed something but I couldn't stop staring at the fact I dont think this chick has kneecaps....And then I just laughed ahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9mm65LO9Y