Recent content by PlaygroundRapist

First match in the new Swedish national stadium, Zlatan lobs in the 1-0, then England retaliates, 1-1 and then 1-2. 10 Minutes to, and Zlatan activated his godly powers and scored another three fucking goals including this one: Best fucking striker ever.

Oke everyone I have a bit of a problem, Last night I got one with a girl, we went to my parents home, because that was closer and they weren't home. Instead of being wise and going to the guest bedroom or my old room we went for their big as bed. We were drunk and she said she was on her...

Discuss.

What is the scariest looking piste in the world? Actual pistes not some off-piste backcountry or something. Show me what you got!

wow....actualy improvement, never thought I would say that.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/54-beautifully-offensive-wallpapers

The Gaper is strong in this one: And yes I'm drunk on pain meds so this is the best thing ever.

Titile says it all.. Mine is the bumper view:

Oke I've been having diahrea all day. Even right now i'm plastering the walls of my porcelain throne with light brown excrement. Now one of my bros just came in and punched my in my cock and balls. I couldn't stand up and chase him because at the same time the liquid poo was drizzling out of...

Zip? Or Button: I prefer button myself, feels classier and can't get undone by itself.

Hey NS, I have a dillema. There is this girl who is in to me after some party (I'm awesome when I'm drunk). She is really nice, friendly, into the same things as I am and she is hot. Like a 8.8, great body and perfect ass. (no pics bitches you better belive it.) Now is the catch that the...