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    I...

    Tim man, I love you so much man. Man Tim, I can't wait till We ride Caddies 2getha!!! I'm gonna cum all over I mean I'm gonna cum to steven's with ya dude!!!!!
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    ps2

    There was a massive american film crew out at our mountain yesterday filming one of the worlds best Snowboarders for a PS-2 game... They had so much gear. I didn't go watch, cuz I couldn't care less about Playstation myself. And I was having far too much fun Snow Riding. I'm not sure who the...
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    Girls are the root of all Evil

    yeah - I'd go with that. the new friends thing...
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    Pick Up Chicks

    is there anything wrong with the good ol' get pissed and get together?
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    Girls are the root of all Evil

    stomach pumps? what are they? I assume they pump the alcohol from your stomach when you drink too much. We don't have them over here. You guys should hard. We vomit, that's what tummy muscles are for!!! :)
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    Girls are the root of all Evil

    make her a tape and put hers/yours favorite songs on it, or a song that really expresses how you feel about her, and then record your voice telling her stuf. like all the things you like and appreciate about her, or how feel about her, or everything that she's ever done for you. I did that for...
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    Girls are the root of all Evil

    It's true!!! Girls Suck!!!! But sometimes they're good. But more often they suck. And even the ones that are cool sometimes don't suck (it). My Momma's Phatter than yours!
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    Pick Up Chicks

    aye? eh is actually aye, eh? oh eh-oy. 'aye' is just how we spell 'eh' ok-eh? aye/eh aye = eh. spelled differently - said the same (unless your a pirate or a fussy speller not-from-New-Zealand) 'Eh-aye-oy' said the canadian/kiwi/maori oy! same P H A T T !!!!! My Momma's Phatter than yours!
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    Pick Up Chicks

    My and Tim are from the phattest southern hemisphere nation of Nueseeland! Others known as new zealand. But we're not the only ones who say 'aye'. Canadians, you may have noticed, are also stereotyped for saying 'aye' after every sentence. Although Kiwi's also use it in the middle of...
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    WWIII?

    ARGH!!!!! Politics, I can't stand it!! I'm just glad I don't live in freakin america, that place is so fucked up My Momma's Phatter than yours!
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    Pick Up Chicks

    i've found 'nice jugs' works every time - for a hand job any way. that's what you meant aye? a hand job on the face? *slap slap slap* he he he !!! P H A T T ! ! ! ! ! My Momma's Phatter than yours!
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