Recent content by PeterGriffin

quiet, lois. men are speaking

Well Lois I tried finding my creativity like you said, first I took an art class... Am..Am I supposed to draw the penis? Then I tried sculpting... Am..Am I supposed to sculpt the penis? Then I tried music... Am..Am I supposed to conduct with my penis? I was starting to think there was...

You're not supposed to admire wheelchair people, you're supposed to feel sorry for them

Your Aunt Margarite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace

The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun, but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become

Geez, first he takes my friends, then he takes my job, the way I wear my hat. No, no he can't take that away from me

You know those Germans. If you don't join there party they'll come get ya