Follow up post, I added him on facebook and contacted his mom. I sent him elephant shit and over 5000 boxes, but it didn't effect him. Obviously he has some sort of box repellant and heavy dooty (lol pun) poop sheild. Now, he has left NS for over 3 months and deleted his facebook to further remove himself from the awful nightmare that is my vengence. Lesson 1, don't fuck with me. Lesson 2, don't fuck with me. And lesson 3, if you are going to fuck with me, at least have the decency to tell me your least favorite type of poop is that of an elaphant. It took me forever to figure that out.