Recent content by Mithrandir

Silence.

Actually, I'm trying to give him the respect he deserves for choosing such a badass icon. He's my new favorite member, and I was just asking people's opinions on whether or not a relationship would work out. Call me superficial.. but I just want him for his icon.

Wrong. Out.

He has my icon. I asked a simple enough question. Get out of my sight.

Also: Is it even possible for icons to have sex? This is deep...

If I were to (hypothetically, of course; I am waaay too hot for Julien to handle) have sex with JayDC7, is that technically having sex with myself? Is it incest? Masturbation? Is it legal? Most importantly: Would we make little Frodos?

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring...

The change in the wizard's voice was astounding. Suddenly it became menacing, powerful, harsh as stone. A shadow seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their ears.

Arise now, arise Riders of Theoden! Dire deeds awake, dark it is eastward. Let horse we bridled, horn be sounded! Forth Eorlingas!

Where now are the Dúnedain, Elessar, Elessar? Why do thy kinsfolk wander afar? Near is the hour when the Lost should come forth, And the Grey Company ride from the North. But dark is the path appointed for thee: The Dead watch the road that leads to the Sea.

'Gandalf... yes, that was what I was called before the Darkness.'

Peter Griffin is the savior of all the peoples of Middle Earth...