Recent content by MaxPower007

me and a couple other guys in my house were having a shirtless competition where we didnt wear a shirt for as long as possible and this one chick told me to "put on a fucking shirt" so i responded with "lose some weight"

look this turning into a "patriots" thread... those kind of fans is why so many people dislike the pats nothing against them as a team... I'm a packers man myself, so lets focus on the next game, the giants, i think we can take them

Lucky Loops! fuck yeah

its not solid chrome its a kind of paint that has more particles or a higher concentration of particles or something to its more reflective. Apparently it makes the car look like its covered in mercury which is pretty cool

this happened to my buddy richie in grade 10 when he got caught shoplifting one day and in possession of an ounce the next cop - have you ever been arrested before richie - yeah yesterday cop - you're a fuckin idiot thats the way he tells it anyway

I apparently used this one the other night when i got alcohol poisoning: "you're gonna fuck me" 60% of the time it works every time but i caught the other 40%... damn...

We just found out something like that a few years ago, my grandpa had 2 kids after him and my grandma divorced so my dad has a half sister and half brother that no one knew about for like 25 years

I shave my legs to get my ankles taped for soccer and they look good. After the season i let it grow back because its less work but during the season I have nicer legs than most of the girls in my dorm. Some girls will think its weird but, in my case at least, most girls like it

Well it'll usually depend if its the RCMP or local cops. RCMP will probably give you a ticket, usually around $445 from what I hear, but local cops seem to be more chill and will usually just give you a warning/pour it out. It really depends on who you're dealing with.

when I lived at home it was usually around 10-11 weekdays and around 1 on weekends but now that live away its more like 2 on weekdays and 4 on weekends

Man I puked enough for 3 people between 3 and 8 this morning... and I was born on Friday the 13th so I should be immune to this shit.

My friends mom walked in on her 14 year old sister having sex on the drier... that would be bad.

are you serious? yeah that would destroy me if i tried to drink it myself but I know that probably 3 of the 12 people on my floor could finish that in a night... 3 people my ass... i like BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN though..

Aww I know where you're coming from... all the dumb bitches around here put up pictures of me with sparklers the night of a fire alarm, which I may or may not have caused, and then again on another night where our RAs told me not to have them. Plus some chick put up picutes of us with 3 funnels...

Capitalism.