Recent content by mattster

`Cookies by Douglas Adams (author: "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I'd gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to...

Yeah! Do it!

I will never leave this couch unless i have to pee... Oh Damn...

Just got a job! And possibly a badass place to live. Im excited to shake the rust off. It's been like, years... Also, anyone actually check this forum anymore?

So, It's been a while guys... I leave, then I come back and the NSG is full of recycled memes and fapping. I feel like charlton heston. Everything looks sorta similar but you're all monkeys and... OH FUCK! statue of motherfuckin liberty... You blew it up! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! But...

Friday October 1st is official listen to reel big fish and drink heavily day. Show your support so that the ska fairy thinks you've been a good boy/girl and rewards you by leaving a smoked ham under your pillow tonight.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-girl-below-is-actually-an-android-sex-doll/ This is actually pretty frightening. Prostitutes will soon be out of work.

no, homo!

i always just left all the wax on them and then took a run, the snow does a really good job at being abrasive to ski wax...

is he letting you use the TVM solver on your calculator? because i dont do these questions without using that anymore but yeah, just plug everything into your simple interest equation and solve for N... also, if you know about the rule of 72 for doubling rate... the rule of 110 is for...

man, it could be worse... just be paitent

with all that flexing and temperature change you gotta expect the glue inside the skis to start breaking down. my skis get around 100 days old and they die... I think it would be nice if they weren't so damn expensive though...

as long as you dont mistake babies for burritos, its ok to eat them....

i turned it on and saw darth vader putting a broom handle into a blender i promptly turned it off...

emerica makes a mean mid top...