Recent content by Machete

uh ~Chris 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson

hmm, this is an interesting post, im assuming someone is about to analize how having sex with a ski would work. ~Chris 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and...

i live too far away to go 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson

and oh yea, don't push your self to much or else youll hurt yourself. the only times u should really feel uncomefortable is when u hit ur first jump switch and when u start hittin the bigger kickers switch. other wise i wouldn't recommend doing something too hard, too fast, or you will freak...

TGR, subject 2 change is mad crazy. the wind-up films one is nuts too. 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson

first learn to ride switch on trails and get comfortable going pretty fast. when you start taking off kickers, learn on ones with out big lips and not very huge ones either. two things when taking off : don't learn forward and don't turn too early (i had a bad experience turning too early...

if its a terrorist then they're dead. if its a country/government (like pakistein) i doubt many other countries would side with them, so i think the Us would have no problem destroying them. i still really hope there isn't any war tho. ~chris 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing...

shane mcconkey of course 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson

oy yea, jurassic 5 just kicks ass adema is good too ~chris 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson

i like stuff that pumps u up for skiing so: artsonic - concept of life anything by fear factory ***system of a down - chop suey*** (everyone here get that song) pennywise pulley 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy...

oh man i did some nasty 450s this year, haha. but i broke man shoulder/arm on a 30 ft jump....... but then again it was a gap so i think on a table you'll survive. ~chris 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and...

dude, me and my brothers are gonna be usin so much money to buy ski movies this year..... and this is yet another one. Dave, could i just have a copy for free cause i bought ur old machetes off u last year? ~Chris 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its...

i spin to my left when takin off the jump normal, but i spin to my right when i take off switch (cause im goofy on a skateboard). im thinking about trying to spin to my right full time, ill see how that works out this season. but then again it might not be a big problem since philou does this...

ya know, its pretty sweet when people like him come to sites like this and try to insult other people who they know nuthing about. drew, and company, if u know this guy, tell him to stop snowlerblading, and do me a favor... hit him with ur car 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing...

im gonna go with 29.5 'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson