Recent content by JevanqauviousIII

My personal best experience of being lazy was when I woke up from a snow day experience all cuddled up into my bed it was comfy but my door was slightly ajar so the monsters could get in. Instead of calling my mom or getting up to close the door I put the tv on as loud as I could until my mom...

Ngl I feel like I’ve been making banger posts recently but my biggest moment was in middle school when I was the “class clown” and I decided to basically shit my pants in class then nobody liked me I’ve switched schools and now I’m chill asf?

idk how I came up with this idea but it just popped up when I suddenly rememeberd that when I was on a 6 hour plane ride my sinus had just suddenly fucking died and my eye hurt to the max level and I had to endure it for abt 4 hours before wanting to cry

In honor of valentines day. Give me ur best pickup lines to say to my crush

Y’all I promise to be a good member of society ???

I’ve always wondered what people would wish for if they had a magical gene you get three wishes Heres mine: a nice big house with unlimited money unlimited big booty bitches triple world hunger