Recent content by JeremyClarkson

'member that old skiing game? It was an in-browser web game where you had this little skier dude and you could throw him off cliffs, do Xtreme trikz, grind rails and other rad stuff. I think the developer was a member here too. I cant remember the name, I wanna say Jib Hunter but I cant find...

There's a very young looking, morally bankrupt girl that Im acquainted with at my college who's been paying off her student loans doing this. In the past month she's gotten money out of two people before. One guy for 6 grand and another for 2. All it took was an evening of posing as a little...

3HUNNA Glo Boys OTF O Block bettah act like you know. bang......bangbang.

I just got off the phone with my girlfriend. Her best friend is in the hospital, recovering from a heroin overdose. We had no fucking idea she was doing that shit. Shes lucky to be alive. There have been 40 Opiate related overdose deaths in Western Massachusetts alone since December. Opiate...

Anyone know what they got set up there? Might be going up there tomorrow.

One day, drunk and rich, I said fuck it and strait aired a 60ft step down at Carinthia.......and just about shat my pants mid-air. No way did I land it. After failing in the air for what felt like forever I cleared the knuckle by about 6 inches and double ejected head over heels. To this day its...

Where did all the hats, gloves, shirts ect. go? Usb cables and headphones? What the fuck happened?

Just want to give a big fuck you to you people who don't tip your waiter/pizza guy/bartender Either.... a) Stay the fuck home b) Get off your lazy ass and go pick it up yourself If you received fast, friendly service then there really is no excuse. Lots of folks might say...."Well hey...

Glorious leader ski resort will be best in world!

Members of Brick Squad are going to be assassinated next week. At the 12th Annual Atlanta Hip Hop Theater Festival on May 31st, a team of hitmen will be targetting any known members of Brick Squad who will be attending . Gucci Mane, Cheif Keef, Young Scooter and the Da Juiceman are all on the...

Who here can boastfully assert that they have had the wonderful experience of being mugged? Ive only had a close call, 3 kids came up to me while I was walking home: "ayo homie can we talk to yuh fer a second?" next thing I see a knife is being pulled out and they start running at me. I managed...

Signed. Drunk, rich and flexin aint tht a bitchhh

On some days, especially if Im in the park all day where spinning is involved, I start to feel really dizzy, nauseous and clammy after a while. Sometimes I puke and feel better, other times It goes away after like an hour of chilling. It doesnt happen every day but when it does it really fucking...

It was -40 windchill on top of Jay Peak this morning. Its gonna get even colder tonight too. Any east coasters/ mid-westerners feelin' the chills today?

Forreal guys, if i never needed newschoolers, now would be the time. I really need some cash so i can pay my rent and keep on sippin on my jack. Im strait up Shameless right now, so, Anyone in the new england area please make me an offer so i dont have to resort to couch surfin' wth some...