Recent content by *JDBP*

Howdy dudey all yall! Happy new years and all that jazz. I am posting about trying to find a good pair of rockered skis that that may be a little on the "gurthy" side. The goal is to find a ski that i can rip thru the park and get sendy on when i am working (im a patroller in windham ny) i...

Someone please tell me what the fuck it is. I had my brain explode mid Finance class because of that cork 7 Lui Kang gif on the front page. It is so sick looking.

Alright, I was watching it on NBC Sports and shit, and everything about the fucking program and comp just put me to fucking bed. I mean god damn, everything from the course (and that pointlessly long run up to that exceedingly lame final rail), to the commentary which never fail to make me...

As In where do find the mystical beings?How I post them? How would I make one? -Thanks Folks

Clipping My Pass For Being Too Drunk.

I want to know the song. This got me STOCKED for the upcoming season, in case you haven't seen it check it out. Enjoy, peasants.

Ted Ligety Shreds the fucking Gnar and this is mother fucking genius. I would love to see this angle on some dude tossing a dub somthing.

Yehaw peasants, I am going to Plymouth State University and I am looking for fellow shredders that attended school at PSU or are in the area. I like long walks and pina coladas. But I digress, this thred is a thred for Righteous skiing anywhere from and actual ski hill to hidden gems...

So, folks, this one time I was shreding El gnaro. The usual. I was taking a ride through the park, getting my laps in, slaying puss. Normal day, until like 20 gapers on snowblades started to swarm me. They were out of control, like all over the fucking place going bat shit crazy. Mayhem Bros...

How in gods name do i change the fucking profile picture? Jesus? Am i retarded or am I missing something?

So this one time I was shredding the Gnar, you know, getting pitted and what not and this Guy whose name was probally douche, cut me off. Naturally, I was "don't sweat it." But this douche was all "woah I challenge you too a duel of the wits." I accepted. Obviously. We start tearing down this...

So, I am skiing on the Fujas now, and they are two orgasms on my feet. I love them because they are Mercan, and they shreeeeeeeeeeed hard. The Rossi s3's, however, are fugging righteous. I want a new pair of boards for next season, what should I get?

I am on the Kung Fujas from two seasons ago and I am looking for some new sticks to shred the Gnar on. I was thinking the s3's because they seam like a solid, diggable ski. But I love what k2 has with wig everything, and there mercantile, so fuck yeah. I also love the Kung and would make sweet...

Is shredding the ability to lay solid gnarly turns or and type terrain or being able to Huck sick spins and complex flips and shit? Or is it a combo of the two? The biggest question, teeth for dicks or dicks for teeth?

Do y'all gnarly, dusty shredders associate ski patrollers with old fucks that dont shred? I mean i am becoming one by the end of this weekend and I feel like, despite all of the old timers on the patrol, that a lot of them are gnarly ass dudes, that save people. I Shred hard. What do y'all think?