jambone
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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- B-town
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- STLs, Mad Trix, Maiden AK
- A Skier
- Yes
- Sponsors
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- Favorite Tricks
- Hippie Killers
- Best Tricks
- When I don't fall
- Home Mountain
- Jay
- Outerwear Look
- Burton Apres Jacket, Bogner Pants
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Girls are evil:
Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Using no poles is like getting a blowjob from a guy, it feels good until you look down and relize your a homo. -nomensteven
How come if I guy talks sexy to a girl its harassment, but if a girl talks sexy to a guy its $2.99 a minute -Weikel
Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Using no poles is like getting a blowjob from a guy, it feels good until you look down and relize your a homo. -nomensteven
How come if I guy talks sexy to a girl its harassment, but if a girl talks sexy to a guy its $2.99 a minute -Weikel
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