Recent content by JakeAssBeatClap

If you feel disenchanted or lost during this coming presidential election, and you find yourself thinking that your options are shit. Consider looking deeply into who you may be voting for in your state's senate and representative seats. If you are anything like the majority of Americans who...

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I'm in a band, and we did a live session in our house. It was just for kicks while we wait for our album to be finished at the studio. It's just a mellow session and we thought you guys may be into it. http://youtu.be/XXlgzYMViKA?list=UUPiDXUNNz28yFV0N-krLA-A If you like it follow us on...

I realized today, after 22 years on this pleasant earth, that the phrase "Up and at em" was not "Up and adam." I feel like such a dingus. I never understood how telling someone to wake up was synonymous with people named Adam, but I thought nothing of it. Today I realized it's a completely...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-16/13000-year-old-skeleton-found-in-mexican-cave/5456472 So last year the guy who lead this operation came to my school to talk about this finding. I went for extra credit and there was hardly people there but it was one of the most amazing presentations I...

My band played a show this last weekend at a cool little venue in our city. It is live recording so it's not studio quality but it does the trick for the most part. We're a 6 piece band acoustic rhythm guitar, drums, violin, keyboard/synth, bass, and myself on electric guitar and vocals. Maybe...

Some of you may know Stan Smith, former number 1 american tennis player. Also he is a two time singles Grand Slam champion. He and Bob Lutz had one of the best doubles teams tennis has ever seen. Most people don't know he was one of the most influential skateboarders ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/report-snl-eying-t-pitchman-three-other-upright-170233915.html I think this would be awesome for SNL. They haven't had a solid cast in a while I think this could be a good move on their part

Feliz cumpleanos hamnuts!! Happy 18th! I don't know what Canadians can do on their 18th but it's probably similar to what what murrricans can do. Go buy a pack of smokes vote and smell that sweet Canadian freedom!

I read an article on cracked today that had "5 badass new sci-fi movies you can watch on your lunch break" I watched them on a break between class and they're truly awesome. I then started jsut watching a bunch of short films on youtube and vimeo and I wanna see more. So POST SHORT FILMS I'll...

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My girlfriend recently got some fine ass new glasses, and it made me think damn, I really do love me a nice ass ho with some spectacles across her face. SO during my 'research' I found this comprehensive gallery of hot ladies with glasses. feel free to post your own hot lady in glasses...

Today, on my way to my botany final I realized I didn't have a pencil. This being finals week I need one for my scantron tests. I have about 10 minutes before my final so I go to the campus bookstore right near the entrance at customer service there is a fat pile of scantrons, and a thing of...