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    Cheap Beer

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    Boners in class

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    Cheap Beer

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    Cheap Beer

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    Boners in class

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    Guys.... toilet question..... which is worse..

    think of how many other dicks have touched that seat cover...but how much shit has been in the toliet.....Im still gonna have to go with the water
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    Help me choose which girl.

    My input is, stay friends with number one, ditch number two, fuck number three, and date number 4
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    Who likes to people watch

    I could go to a mall and make fun of all people who are not like me all day long. Right on dude Sex is like air, it doesnt matter till your not getting any
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    Windows 98 sucks

    fuck windows 98..who remembers windows 95..or even better oregan fucking trail on the apple comps with green screens.
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    I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

    i have never heard of anybody blowing their load on a pizza before. This guys is freakin genius
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    NS thinkers cult

    I get that all the time! I will just be wasted off my ass and i will get the most amazing ideas.. they never end up working out though
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    Should i go to college

    Fuck yes. When you are at college you can get drunk on your parents dime and not have to work. Its the perfect life.
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    Drunk animals

    that shits for real. I know how they feel. Its a bad idea though, i gave a dog beer once and it shit all over my friends bed and then passed out in it
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    Boners in class

    I hate it when i get boners in class. Today i was in math and i had a boner, and this chick totally laughed at me. It always happens in the morning and i go in sweatpants, not a good combo but im too lazy to put on jeans and shit. Any advice.
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    Cheap Beer

    This is dedicated to all those people who like good beer but are always too cheap to get anything good so they end up getting the cheap shit (Which is the way to go when you drink a lot of beer)... Whats the beer that you want...and whats the beer you actually get Heineken.... ...keystone light
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